Happy birthday bitch! You’re 22 now, ayeee! Old motherfucker haha! Loves you boo 💕😘 #happybirthday #drunkmofos
“Don’t you worry, don’t you worry child. See heaven’s got a plan for you.” #nomoresaddays! #wheee!!!
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?